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PostSubject: Funny stuff   Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:16 pm

This forum doesn't have this kind of topic yet so i'll devirginate it Very Happy

Post funny pictures, jokes, videos etc, anything that's funny to sum it up.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sat Dec 04, 2010 6:46 pm


today's caturday Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sat Dec 04, 2010 7:32 pm

Well here are some jokes i read in the eSouth Africa forum.

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh. .. . ... .. .



"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."





A blonde is visiting her boyfriend on the farm. As they are walking around, they spot another blonde in the middle of a corn field. She is sitting in a row boat and paddling like crazy. The first blonde turns to her boyfriend and says, "It's blondes like her that give us a bad name. I am so pissed off I feel like swimming out there and tipping her boat!"





Two blondes are arguing about the what is further, the Eiffel Tower or the moon.

After a while, the first blonde says to the second," Oh for goodness sake, just think about it. Can you SEE the Eiffel Tower from here?"
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:51 pm

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your
Prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99' ".

The guy obeys and says,"99".

The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again,
While I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".

Again, the guy says, '99'."

The doctor said,"Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back
With your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with
This hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis
To keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The guy begins, "One .. Two ...Three".

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun Dec 05, 2010 1:52 pm

A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going.

“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of alcohol and drug abuse on the human body.”

The policeman asks, “Really?

And who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”

The man replies “My wife”.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:13 pm

LMFAO Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

BTW i have just written my 20th post YAY cheers cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Dec 08, 2010 1:42 pm







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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:36 pm

Hahahaha LMFAO





And please excuse Santa's FRENCH. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Fri Dec 10, 2010 2:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:44 am

Video of a awesome interactive billboard in Amsterdam and Rotterdam in the Netherlands. Might want to double click the video to go to youtube and get a bigger and clear image.


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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Dec 15, 2010 5:10 am

lol, nice.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:00 am

HAhaha lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:26 am

Haha
lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:06 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny stuff   Thu Dec 23, 2010 5:29 pm

i heard one funny joke:

who is perfect football team composed of?
In the attack there are Jews, because they may not be touched.
In the middle there are all races, to make sure game is "colorful".
In the back there are gays, to ensure pressure from behind.
In the goal there is 70 years old granny, who hasn't let anyone through for past 30 years.
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